cristinaya:

Shine bright like a washed nintendog image

livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

thatfunnyblog:

I love when the supermarket sweet talks me.

frostychick:

niallar:

am i the only person left on earth that hasn’t seen frozen 

a kingdom of isolation and it looks like ur the queen

filingsforkili:

True love is when your pet comes to your room on its own.

cramp:

cramp:

the best part of being in a relationship is sharing food

just kidding, even if we are in a relationship I’m not sharing food

stability:

people’s old facebook statuses are what i live for

cumberbitchen221b:

scampthecorgi:

We have no idea what he’s doing…

drinking water but in a punk rock way

nosdrinker:

*steps out onto balcony* where are my fans at