When my mom tells me I should go to bed earlier:

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burgerkid:

scary story by peter griffinimage

pokemonmasterkimba:

gaining new followers

  • Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
  • Audience: *cheers*
  • Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!

sadstagram:

Friend requirements:
1) if I accidentally put too much lotion on my hand u have to take half
2) that’s it

nothing-but-a-hiddlesbatch-thang:

When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend

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socialjusticekoolaid:

Can’t stop, won’t stop: Protesters in Ferguson rally again, seeking justice for Mike Brown. More than a month and a half after his death, his killer, Darren Wilson, is still a free man. (Pt 2) 

Because it wouldn’t be a protest in Ferguson without fuckery from the police. A driver plowed his car through protesters, grazing several and running over a young boys foot. Beyond taking several hours to transport the boy to the hospital, they took even longer to arrest the motorist. Who did they not wait long to arrest? Two of the protesters who had been documenting the altercation for the world to see. If you’re not angry, you’re not paying attention. #staywoke #farfromover #nojusticenopeace

HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY, F.R.I.E.N.D.S!

September 22nd, 1994

man-bro-bukkake-theater:

when you want to continue a conversation but you don’t know what to say

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timecurry:

hellohelbig:

justindonuts:

lets-get-krunk:

"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography

"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel

"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off

"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet

katieintherealworld:

this made me burst out laughing, so naturally i had to reblog it.

ladugard:

The only nail polish for me