scary story by peter griffin
- Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
- Audience: *cheers*
- Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
1) if I accidentally put too much lotion on my hand u have to take half
2) that’s it
When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend
when you want to continue a conversation but you don’t know what to say
"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography
"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel
"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off
"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet