unclefather:

who is she? a celebrity?

staytaytay:

talk dirty to me

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cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

behindthesefangirleyes:

obsessiforge:

nanenna:

madokasmagical:

Okay but consider this: mermaids in space

Space mermaids? As in: alien mermaids that live in the vacuum of space and swim between the stars? A setting that uses the analogy of deep space as the open ocean but keeps all the sea monsters? DO WANT!!

Luring astronauts into black holes with a song that carries across the void where no one can hear you scream

This post turned real fast

lovingmagcon2:

You better fucking reblog this guys

agoodgirlneverlies:

daddiescummies:

michaxl:

reblogging so i never lose this. ever

vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

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spookygoon:

take note gentlemen

callmeoutis:

iamtwip:

grreenleaf:

wastelandbabe:

grreenleaf:

look a t my  fucking hair its ? mess

wait wtf that’s my face

wtf you have my face

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the parent trap: modern au

daftwithoneshoe:

sirlightbulb:

communistweed:

sirlightbulb:

i don’t even understand how boy bands from the late 90’s dance so well

yeah they’re always so nsync

YOU FUCKING DIDNT

Alright, calm down, if you’re going to fight, take it to the back street, boys.

rebageld:

unhealthy you say? the apple i ate when i was 7 years old begs to differ 

idiotbh:

Amsterdam? more like Amsterdamn

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kaeandlucy:

tuggysaurusrex:

finally a bandaid product for me